We had a little “incident” on the way to the beach a couple of weeks ago…
Let me preface this by saying that I am a terrible back seat driver! Terrible! And I know this….HOWEVER, I will also point out that Steve scares the heck out of me when he drives! He has never had a wreck and for the life of me I don’t see how!! I just feel like he is never really paying attention, looking ahead, being defensive. I drive him CRAZY by pointing out everything I think he should know!
Moving on…
We left for the beach at about 6:00 a.m. We go, I don’t know, half a block from our house, stop at the stop sign, and Steve pulls out in front of another car! I said, well, we are getting off to a really good start here!
We go, I don’t know about a mile from our house, we are on the interstate….they are doing ALOT of road construction…ALOT! Concrete barriers on one side, down to one lane….there is this BIG sign with arrows pointing to stay in the right lane, cos’ that left one? It’s gonna end! We were behind an 18 wheeler and I guess Steve felt that it would be a good time to “whip around” that SEMI! So….whip he does….
Before I can say anything, which was really quick…those big orange barrels start closing off the left lane…which we are in by the way….with a SEMI on the other side of us!!!
Let me just say….I had an out of body experience in those few seconds! Seriously…
The choices were…..hit the barrels OR hit the SEMI! Which, I would also like to point out, was on MY side! For reasons unknown, Steve chose to hit the barrels, (I guess he kinda likes me…sometimes). Barrels go flying, he has gunned the car to get up and around said SEMI! I cannot even tell you what I said! I have no idea! Truly! Probably something like …
OMGOMGOMG!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????
After the fact….as I sit there gripping my head in my hands and trying to process what just happened and what the left side of my car looked like…..Steve says ever so softly…
the mirror is gone….
SHUT UP!! I snap my head around and look and sure enough, it is GONE! I said, Well, that just looks AWFUL!!
Cameron and his friend Erin are in the backseat during this whole ordeal…they have said nothing!
Then we hear Cameron say…
Dude, you are gonna miss that…. (meaning the mirror)
Out of the mouths of babes…..
Attractive isn’t it?
I am talking jarred right out of there! Wires hanging….Lord Have Mercy! It was a violent death…violent!
We take the next exit where I jump out of the car and run around to “peruse” the damage. Orange streaks down the side of my white car…..I just look at Steve…I say nothing…I go in the store and get a Magic Eraser, because they ARE the bomb…and wipe the orange paint off my car…
Healed…
But, not the mirror, the magic eraser cannot fix that…
Know what?
I DO miss it! I miss it terrible bad!
Cost of Repair?? $465.00
I ain’t even lyin’
It was a quiet trip to the beach after that…I don’t think I spoke for about 4 hours…..
Just for the record…I am a MUCH better driver….
Just sayin’